Oh god! I didn't even hear you coming up here. I guess that I am busted, aren't I? I am SO sorry for coming in here without your permission. I just wanted to get a look at your artwork. I wasn't going to take anything, I promise.

Please! I will do anything for you if you don't call the police. I can't afford to go to jail, especially over something like this. I'm sure that we can work something out, can't we? I mean, after all, I'm sure that I have something that you want.

What is it that you would like me to do for you? Strip you say? Oh you bad boy you! I bet you didn't expect to find an intruder in your house. Would you ever imagine that one would look like me and I would do anything for you? This must be your lucky day.